unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

AW YES

TINY PRECIOUS LITTLE AQUA PIGS

Going for a swim and being adorable

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Disney Princess Wallpaper

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They just can’t get my nose right! 

They just can’t get my nose right! 

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Don’t marry a man unless you would be proud to have a son exactly like him. (via bl-ossomed) +
ME AS A FRESHMAN IN COLLEGE

howdoiputthisgently:

image

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And that’s how they met Tracy McConnell

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Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed. tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou) +

thedizbizz:

akuma—no-ko:

thedizbizz:

t0theb00ty:

I don’t get the second to last one. It’s just a car?? How does that reference Cars?

I think maybe it’s supposed to be Luigi?

nono it’s the guy that’s with Luigi, Guido I think

But Luigi is yellow, and Guido is blue.

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Apparently orgasm is the only point where your mind becomes completely empty, you think of nothing for that second. That’s why it’s so compelling, it’s a tiny taste of death. Your mind is void, you have nothing in your head save white light. Jeff Buckley (via pretty-littlethoughts) +
sojustkeepholdingon:

The ending makes sense!

sojustkeepholdingon:

The ending makes sense!

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